Carb Commando - Good Carbs

Good Carbs

Recently, we overheard a conversation between Nicole Ritchie and Paris Hilton that we determined was the reason their friendship ended. Oddly enough, it was about good carbs!

Nicole's Weight Loss

First of all, we all know that Paris is the one that got the most attention in this duo--that is, until Nicole lost all that weight. Now some of the attention is being focused on Nicole's weight loss. Here's what we heard:

Paris: "So, Nicole, like...how did you lose all that weight? You were such a skank porker before."

Nicole: "You know I've been counting carbs, be-autch! Why are you rippin' on me you whore? Jealous because that reporter back there talked to me instead of you?"

Paris: "Shut up! Besides, everyone knows that low carb diets are so yesterday!"

Nicole: "Get original Paris. Now you're quoting Lindsay Lohan lyrics. Besides, I quit the low carb game. Now I only eat good carbs."

Paris: "Is that why you don't party anymore?"

Nicole: "Sort of. Alcohol isn't on the list of good carbs."

Paris: "I could not do that."

Nicole: "I know that! You're a raging alcoholic!"

Paris: "They do have that low carb beer though. Does that have good carbs?"

Nicole: "No, it's just low in carbs."

Paris: "But are they good carbs or bad carbs?"

Nicole: "Bad. Good carbohydrates are the ones that have a lot of fiber and keep you feeling full, like whole grains (like whole grain breads, cereals and crackers) whole wheat breads, whole wheat pasta, long grain rice, brown rice, oats, fruits and vegetables."

Paris: "My diet consists mainly of alcohol and salad. So why am I not fat like you were?"

Nicole: "I don't know how you stay so skinny."

Paris: "I wish you were fat again."

Nicole: "Listen here, Missy! I was never all that fat to begin with! Stop calling me fat!"

Paris: "I didn't! You're not fat now! All this talk about carbs is making me hungry though. Let's get some ice cream. Or is that too many carbs for you, Miss Priss?!"

Nicole: "Just because I don't drink as much as you doesn't make me prissy! Now, I'm not as slutty as you, so that actually might make me prissy. I don't know."

Paris: "Did you just call me a slut?"

Nicole: "Umm...let me think, umm...YEAH!"

Bachelor Padowitz: what are good carbs?

And the rest, as they say, is history.

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